Joseph’s Request Portal
Ask for urgent stuff (₦2k airtime, data, transport) — the AI checks my budget first 😭
Gatekeeper Active
Quick picks
How this works
It’s not vibes. It’s budget discipline.
✅ If it matches
Your request enters “pending” for admin approval.
🚫 If it doesn’t match
Auto-reject. No negotiation. Try again with a valid item.
💡 Pro tip
Use the quick picks for common urgent stuff.